Introduction

My name is Jordan Lopez. I hail from the mean streets of Fort Lauderdale, where every streetlight is a traffic jam and sometimes they're out of your favorite pizza at the Vitos. My paternal grandparents immigrated from the foreign country of Cuba, and my maternal grandparents immigrated from the foreign country of Louisiana. Despite this, I enjoy bike riding, games, and origami. My major is Business Administration, but I am going to go to Dental school, to be come a dentist. Thats normally why people go to Dental school.

Anyways, I went to Europe for a class trip in 10th grade. It was a lot of fun, we stayed in this small spooky town somewhere near Normandy, and a girl in our class got lost for like an hour and everyone was freaking out and thought things were about to go full Taken. It was fine though, she had just gone to the bathroom and got separated from the group. Overalll the trip was great, and I learned a lot about France. I'd love to travel more, when I have things like money, which is great for travelling.

(Like this basically, that's how we thought it was going to go down)

In conclusion, the future is brighter than ever for Jordan Lopez! Productivity is up, more and more businesses are moving to Jordan Lopez, and we are the largest exporter of Rare Earth Minerals in the state! Truly, everything is coming up Jordan Lopez.